The OFFICIAL Information Site for the book: 500 Things My Ferret Told Me

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Ask the ferret - featuring the Magic 8 Ferret!
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Click here to Ask The Ferret.

The "Magic 8" Ferret can answer all of your toughest "Yes" or "No" questions.

The "Magic 8" Ferret now has his own T-shirt!

This is what the internet was meant to be used for — answering all of life's tough questions. So fire away! Remember: There is only a finite amount of computing power available in one little ferret, so please phrase your questions as Yes/No only!

Of course, if you have a lot of tough questions you'll probably just want to buy the book!

If you find the "Magic 8" Ferret useful, please purchase one of our clever T-shirts to help support the site.

THE FINE PRINT:
What are you, nuts? Why are you trusting some silly ferret page with the most important questions in your life? I mean, really! That would be like trusting a Magic 8 Ball ®! Just say no! Everyone who's anyone knows that all the answers to life's questions can be found in Leave it to Beaver reruns!

 

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